“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says "I'm possible!"Īudrey Hepburn 35. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Jones 31.“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”įranklin P. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. “Live each day like it's your second to the last. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”ĭwight D. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” “If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.”Įlvis Presley 26. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” "You're only given a little spark of madness. "The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.”Īyn Rand. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”Ĭharles Schulz 19. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”īenjamin Franklin 17. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”Ĭathy Guisewite 14. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”Ĭassandra Duffy 13. “Bad decisions make good stories.”Įllis Vidler 12. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”ĭalai Lama 11. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” “The elevator to success is out of order. (Also, if you're looking to instil some motivation into your life, check out this guide on how to increase your motivation levels). I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy. I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this blog.
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